[ This is why he likes her. Mutual messing is much more fun than his usual manner of just being a freak AT people. Food is one of his few weak spots. ]
Are you kidding? A gun man is obviously trustworthy. They're straight shooters.
You think? I hate when I don't have options. It gives me a headache.
[ He's not entirely sure if that's his natural thoughts or if his mind has been altered to love variety. It's not uncommon for Moonlit to have mental changes to go with their powers. ]
I promise if you don't like it, I'll pay for take out.
I like steak and potato and pastas but not with the white sauces. I like many things, but sometimes I don't like when there is an ingredient that doesn't belong.
[ She likes him. He’s certain of it. Once he gets her hooked on his good cooking, it’s all over. She’ll be telling servers he ordered mashed potatoes in no time. ]
Tell me when you're done. Or send me your last words.
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You understand why I cannot trust you, yes? You were a gun when I met you. Why would I listen to a gun man?
[ she is 100% fucking with him but she's willing to take this bit as far as it can go. ]
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[ This is why he likes her. Mutual messing is much more fun than his usual manner of just being a freak AT people. Food is one of his few weak spots. ]
Are you kidding? A gun man is obviously trustworthy. They're straight shooters.
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A gun does not have a stomach or taste buds. It eats only bullets and then spits them out.
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You realise I am not always a gun. I have also been a catfish, which had more tastebuds than you've had meals.
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i missed this somewhere! so sorry
Forgive me for not knowing your weird chickens
NP!
Okay. I'm making you dinner.
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Also, I might be a picky eater. We'll have to see what you make
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[ He's not entirely sure if that's his natural thoughts or if his mind has been altered to love variety. It's not uncommon for Moonlit to have mental changes to go with their powers. ]
I promise if you don't like it, I'll pay for take out.
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[ she's spent her whole life being told what to do and now she has an endless choice. it's a lot. ]
Ok I will agree with this
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[ People should eat well. It's a strong belief of his, after suffering starvation. ]
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I like steak and potato and pastas but not with the white sauces. I like many things, but sometimes I don't like when there is an ingredient that doesn't belong.
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You free to come by my place?
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Yeah in like 2 hours probably I have
Something I need to do
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[ He couldn't resist. ]
It’s not eating a bunch of other stuff so you have an excuse not to eat my food, is it?
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[ she brought this on herself tbh. she's not surprised, just disappointed in both of them. ]
Oh my god, you are so needy no I'm not
I have a job and then I will be there
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[ Their ability to mess with one another is unparalleled. ]
’kay.
Don’t die. Work up an appetite.
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[ pause. ]
No I am not going to die to avoid your food 🙄
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hmmmm
But okay. I will start cooking. If you fake your death, I will find you. If you die, I will avenge you.
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[ She likes him. He’s certain of it. Once he gets her hooked on his good cooking, it’s all over. She’ll be telling servers he ordered mashed potatoes in no time. ]
Tell me when you're done. Or send me your last words.
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[ yelena's about as open as a little clam. she's trying to be better but there's something satisfying in having people wonder. ]
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