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[ there's a reason she never offered her own. the first one is deeply depressing. ]

Don't be stupider when I've told you you're already stupid

It would cause more chaos, people need conflict

[changeyourself]

[ Everyone knows the best way to deal with emotional problems is with either an attitude or jokes. He's transitioned from one to the other. ]

I made a tactical decision. It’s smart.

That they do. However, it could be less horrifying incidents that ruin countless lives. It could be… sports.

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No, it's not you're just being extra stupid 🙄

Or they would find something new and horrible

[changeyourself]

Oh yeah? Then what're YOUR wishes, smarty-pants?

Then that wouldn't be world peace would it?

[vesting]

Easy
No more stupid sequels, free ice cream for everyone and kill every billionaire duh

Exactly, world peace is unsustainable even in wish form

[changeyourself]

I think you do not understand how wishes work.

[vesting]

They are realistic and won't cause too much of a problem world wide

[ ice cream sales? that's why you kill the billionaires. duh. ]

[changeyourself]

I mean those are fine. But you haven't asked for anything normally impossible, that only a cosmic being can make happen.

Heck, I think between us we can make at least one of those happen.

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You underestimate how much people still watch shitty sequels that one would take a cosmic entity to achieve
Same with ice cream

[ the killing tho? ezpz lemon squeezy. ]

[changeyourself]

Ahh whatever. We'd just get monkey pawed. The shitty sequels would be eliminated by making all movies too shitty to get sequels.

And the ice cream would be free because its all gone off or something.

[vesting]

That's the other problem with wishes they can always be fucked with and getting too specific takes the fun out