[ If he was being more sincere, his wishes would be quite different (except that first one) but they would involve trauma dumping, which he refuses to do. Therefore- ]
Well I can't wish to meet Garfield, I'd be too intimidated. I'd make a fool of myself. And they say not to meet your heroes.
Also what is stupid about wishing for world peace?
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That is a stupid way to waste a wish
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Wish one, Emi to be safe for life.
Wish two, meet Bugs Bunny.
Wish three, most badass woman in the world gives me a shot... or world peace.
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[ and wishing for her to like him. desperate much? ]
Pick something else
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Well I can't wish to meet Garfield, I'd be too intimidated. I'd make a fool of myself. And they say not to meet your heroes.
Also what is stupid about wishing for world peace?
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Don't be stupider when I've told you you're already stupid
It would cause more chaos, people need conflict
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I made a tactical decision. It’s smart.
That they do. However, it could be less horrifying incidents that ruin countless lives. It could be… sports.
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Or they would find something new and horrible
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Then that wouldn't be world peace would it?
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No more stupid sequels, free ice cream for everyone and kill every billionaire duh
Exactly, world peace is unsustainable even in wish form
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[ ice cream sales? that's why you kill the billionaires. duh. ]
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Heck, I think between us we can make at least one of those happen.
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Same with ice cream
[ the killing tho? ezpz lemon squeezy. ]
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And the ice cream would be free because its all gone off or something.
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