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[vesting]

I don't know what else I expected from you

[ she brought this on herself tbh. she's not surprised, just disappointed in both of them. ]

Oh my god, you are so needy no I'm not
I have a job and then I will be there

[changeyourself]

hehehe

[ Their ability to mess with one another is unparalleled. ]

’kay.

Don’t die. Work up an appetite.

[vesting]

No promises, dying comes with the territory

[ pause. ]

No I am not going to die to avoid your food 🙄

[changeyourself]

I didn't think you would! 🤨 until now…


hmmmm


But okay. I will start cooking. If you fake your death, I will find you. If you die, I will avenge you.

[vesting]

There are so many worse things you put me through, I would not waste faking my death on this 🙄

[changeyourself]

Haha, you tolerate me!

[ She likes him. He’s certain of it. Once he gets her hooked on his good cooking, it’s all over. She’ll be telling servers he ordered mashed potatoes in no time. ]

Tell me when you're done. Or send me your last words.

[vesting]

Barely.

[ yelena's about as open as a little clam. she's trying to be better but there's something satisfying in having people wonder. ]

Last words

[changeyourself]

🥹

[ That’s it. Barely is good enough.

After a sec- ]

were you being incredulous or are you already done

[vesting]

[ it takes a solid three hours before she responds. ]

Need like 45 more minutes

[changeyourself]

Do you need a hand?

[ Not that he's protective as such, but he is a handy guy to have in an emergency. ]

[vesting]

Maybe an hour ago
I need to go home and shower and no, you cannot help me with that
Pervert

[changeyourself]

[ He is relieved! But also amused. ]

Never crossed my mind.

But glad to know YOU were thinking it. 👀

[vesting]

Please 🙄

You're a man you all think about one thing
🍑

[changeyourself]

…fruit?

[ He knows what she means, he's just being an 🍑🕳️

Besides it's her toned thighs he likes best. Physically. Mostly he's attracted to that cute mix of mean and nice. ]

[vesting]

Don't be stupid, it's not as charming as you think

[changeyourself]

But it IS charming?

[vesting]

English is not my first language
It is not charming at all

[changeyourself]

Not mine either.
Charming enough I’m a shower thought. Very flattering.

[vesting]

Please, you wish 🙄

[changeyourself]

I mean if I had a genie it’d certainly be a contender. Depends on how much I wanted world peace that day.

[vesting]

You're an idiot
That is a stupid way to waste a wish

[changeyourself]

I'm a simple man.

Wish one, Emi to be safe for life.

Wish two, meet Bugs Bunny.

Wish three, most badass woman in the world gives me a shot... or world peace.

[vesting]

No, you are not wasting a wish on meeting Bugs Bunny that's stupider even than wishing for world peace

[ and wishing for her to like him. desperate much? ]

Pick something else

[changeyourself]

[ If he was being more sincere, his wishes would be quite different (except that first one) but they would involve trauma dumping, which he refuses to do. Therefore- ]

Well I can't wish to meet Garfield, I'd be too intimidated. I'd make a fool of myself. And they say not to meet your heroes.

Also what is stupid about wishing for world peace?

[vesting]

[ there's a reason she never offered her own. the first one is deeply depressing. ]

Don't be stupider when I've told you you're already stupid

It would cause more chaos, people need conflict