[ She likes him. He’s certain of it. Once he gets her hooked on his good cooking, it’s all over. She’ll be telling servers he ordered mashed potatoes in no time. ]
Tell me when you're done. Or send me your last words.
[ If he was being more sincere, his wishes would be quite different (except that first one) but they would involve trauma dumping, which he refuses to do. Therefore- ]
Well I can't wish to meet Garfield, I'd be too intimidated. I'd make a fool of myself. And they say not to meet your heroes.
Also what is stupid about wishing for world peace?
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[ She likes him. He’s certain of it. Once he gets her hooked on his good cooking, it’s all over. She’ll be telling servers he ordered mashed potatoes in no time. ]
Tell me when you're done. Or send me your last words.
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[ yelena's about as open as a little clam. she's trying to be better but there's something satisfying in having people wonder. ]
Last words
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[ That’s it. Barely is good enough.
After a sec- ]
were you being incredulous or are you already done
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Need like 45 more minutes
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[ Not that he's protective as such, but he is a handy guy to have in an emergency. ]
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I need to go home and shower and no, you cannot help me with that
Pervert
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Never crossed my mind.
But glad to know YOU were thinking it. 👀
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You're a man you all think about one thing
🍑
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[ He knows what she means, he's just being an 🍑🕳️
Besides it's her toned thighs he likes best. Physically. Mostly he's attracted to that cute mix of mean and nice. ]
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It is not charming at all
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Charming enough I’m a shower thought. Very flattering.
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That is a stupid way to waste a wish
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Wish one, Emi to be safe for life.
Wish two, meet Bugs Bunny.
Wish three, most badass woman in the world gives me a shot... or world peace.
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[ and wishing for her to like him. desperate much? ]
Pick something else
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Well I can't wish to meet Garfield, I'd be too intimidated. I'd make a fool of myself. And they say not to meet your heroes.
Also what is stupid about wishing for world peace?
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Don't be stupider when I've told you you're already stupid
It would cause more chaos, people need conflict
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I made a tactical decision. It’s smart.
That they do. However, it could be less horrifying incidents that ruin countless lives. It could be… sports.
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Or they would find something new and horrible
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Then that wouldn't be world peace would it?
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No more stupid sequels, free ice cream for everyone and kill every billionaire duh
Exactly, world peace is unsustainable even in wish form
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