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[vesting]

Maybe an hour ago
I need to go home and shower and no, you cannot help me with that
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[changeyourself]

[ He is relieved! But also amused. ]

Never crossed my mind.

But glad to know YOU were thinking it. 👀

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Please 🙄

You're a man you all think about one thing
🍑

[changeyourself]

…fruit?

[ He knows what she means, he's just being an 🍑🕳️

Besides it's her toned thighs he likes best. Physically. Mostly he's attracted to that cute mix of mean and nice. ]

[vesting]

Don't be stupid, it's not as charming as you think

[changeyourself]

But it IS charming?

[vesting]

English is not my first language
It is not charming at all

[changeyourself]

Not mine either.
Charming enough I’m a shower thought. Very flattering.

[vesting]

Please, you wish 🙄

[changeyourself]

I mean if I had a genie it’d certainly be a contender. Depends on how much I wanted world peace that day.

[vesting]

You're an idiot
That is a stupid way to waste a wish

[changeyourself]

I'm a simple man.

Wish one, Emi to be safe for life.

Wish two, meet Bugs Bunny.

Wish three, most badass woman in the world gives me a shot... or world peace.

[vesting]

No, you are not wasting a wish on meeting Bugs Bunny that's stupider even than wishing for world peace

[ and wishing for her to like him. desperate much? ]

Pick something else

[changeyourself]

[ If he was being more sincere, his wishes would be quite different (except that first one) but they would involve trauma dumping, which he refuses to do. Therefore- ]

Well I can't wish to meet Garfield, I'd be too intimidated. I'd make a fool of myself. And they say not to meet your heroes.

Also what is stupid about wishing for world peace?

[vesting]

[ there's a reason she never offered her own. the first one is deeply depressing. ]

Don't be stupider when I've told you you're already stupid

It would cause more chaos, people need conflict

[changeyourself]

[ Everyone knows the best way to deal with emotional problems is with either an attitude or jokes. He's transitioned from one to the other. ]

I made a tactical decision. It’s smart.

That they do. However, it could be less horrifying incidents that ruin countless lives. It could be… sports.

[vesting]

No, it's not you're just being extra stupid 🙄

Or they would find something new and horrible

[changeyourself]

Oh yeah? Then what're YOUR wishes, smarty-pants?

Then that wouldn't be world peace would it?

[vesting]

Easy
No more stupid sequels, free ice cream for everyone and kill every billionaire duh

Exactly, world peace is unsustainable even in wish form

[changeyourself]

I think you do not understand how wishes work.

[vesting]

They are realistic and won't cause too much of a problem world wide

[ ice cream sales? that's why you kill the billionaires. duh. ]

[changeyourself]

I mean those are fine. But you haven't asked for anything normally impossible, that only a cosmic being can make happen.

Heck, I think between us we can make at least one of those happen.

[vesting]

You underestimate how much people still watch shitty sequels that one would take a cosmic entity to achieve
Same with ice cream

[ the killing tho? ezpz lemon squeezy. ]

[changeyourself]

Ahh whatever. We'd just get monkey pawed. The shitty sequels would be eliminated by making all movies too shitty to get sequels.

And the ice cream would be free because its all gone off or something.

[vesting]

That's the other problem with wishes they can always be fucked with and getting too specific takes the fun out