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Barely.

[ yelena's about as open as a little clam. she's trying to be better but there's something satisfying in having people wonder. ]

Last words

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🥹

[ That’s it. Barely is good enough.

After a sec- ]

were you being incredulous or are you already done

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[ it takes a solid three hours before she responds. ]

Need like 45 more minutes

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Do you need a hand?

[ Not that he's protective as such, but he is a handy guy to have in an emergency. ]

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Maybe an hour ago
I need to go home and shower and no, you cannot help me with that
Pervert

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[ He is relieved! But also amused. ]

Never crossed my mind.

But glad to know YOU were thinking it. 👀

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Please 🙄

You're a man you all think about one thing
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…fruit?

[ He knows what she means, he's just being an 🍑🕳️

Besides it's her toned thighs he likes best. Physically. Mostly he's attracted to that cute mix of mean and nice. ]

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Don't be stupid, it's not as charming as you think

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But it IS charming?

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English is not my first language
It is not charming at all

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Not mine either.
Charming enough I’m a shower thought. Very flattering.

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Please, you wish 🙄

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I mean if I had a genie it’d certainly be a contender. Depends on how much I wanted world peace that day.

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You're an idiot
That is a stupid way to waste a wish

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I'm a simple man.

Wish one, Emi to be safe for life.

Wish two, meet Bugs Bunny.

Wish three, most badass woman in the world gives me a shot... or world peace.

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No, you are not wasting a wish on meeting Bugs Bunny that's stupider even than wishing for world peace

[ and wishing for her to like him. desperate much? ]

Pick something else

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[ If he was being more sincere, his wishes would be quite different (except that first one) but they would involve trauma dumping, which he refuses to do. Therefore- ]

Well I can't wish to meet Garfield, I'd be too intimidated. I'd make a fool of myself. And they say not to meet your heroes.

Also what is stupid about wishing for world peace?

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[ there's a reason she never offered her own. the first one is deeply depressing. ]

Don't be stupider when I've told you you're already stupid

It would cause more chaos, people need conflict

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[ Everyone knows the best way to deal with emotional problems is with either an attitude or jokes. He's transitioned from one to the other. ]

I made a tactical decision. It’s smart.

That they do. However, it could be less horrifying incidents that ruin countless lives. It could be… sports.

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No, it's not you're just being extra stupid 🙄

Or they would find something new and horrible

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Oh yeah? Then what're YOUR wishes, smarty-pants?

Then that wouldn't be world peace would it?

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Easy
No more stupid sequels, free ice cream for everyone and kill every billionaire duh

Exactly, world peace is unsustainable even in wish form

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I think you do not understand how wishes work.

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They are realistic and won't cause too much of a problem world wide

[ ice cream sales? that's why you kill the billionaires. duh. ]