I don't think anyone's ever called me a little scamp before. I think that technically counts as another new experience. Huh. I don't know that I've ever experienced that, but then I don't think it's ever occurred to me to carry around a big hammer instead of a gun.
You are. You're a roguish little scallywag. I need to keep an eye on you.
I’ve never been a gun guy, but you should see the faces people make when the mallet comes out. I think it activates something in their brains, like ‘oh shit, if they have that they know how to use it.’
Hell yeah. The moment it comes out is peak. Let it slip out and clonk on the ground while you hold the end of the handle and panic kicks in. Beautiful.
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Because in my experience if you have a really big hammer, people are more scared than if you have a gun. Bugs Bunny was onto something.
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Huh.
I don't know that I've ever experienced that, but then I don't think it's ever occurred to me to carry around a big hammer instead of a gun.
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I’ve never been a gun guy, but you should see the faces people make when the mallet comes out. I think it activates something in their brains, like ‘oh shit, if they have that they know how to use it.’
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Are you hiding the mallet before you bring it out?
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Hell yeah. The moment it comes out is peak. Let it slip out and clonk on the ground while you hold the end of the handle and panic kicks in. Beautiful.