You are. You're a roguish little scallywag. I need to keep an eye on you.
I’ve never been a gun guy, but you should see the faces people make when the mallet comes out. I think it activates something in their brains, like ‘oh shit, if they have that they know how to use it.’
Hell yeah. The moment it comes out is peak. Let it slip out and clonk on the ground while you hold the end of the handle and panic kicks in. Beautiful.
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I’ve never been a gun guy, but you should see the faces people make when the mallet comes out. I think it activates something in their brains, like ‘oh shit, if they have that they know how to use it.’
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Are you hiding the mallet before you bring it out?
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Hell yeah. The moment it comes out is peak. Let it slip out and clonk on the ground while you hold the end of the handle and panic kicks in. Beautiful.