[ Though he's not. He loves lying. It's a fun hobby. Most of the time it's just his silly little nonsense. ]
Have you like... reported any of this or have you accepted it all as just a thing that happens in the city? Goats and retributionary ass beatings both kind of sit tightrope.
Consider me impressed. Yeah, I called one of my friends in the force. Apparently the goat got loose from some...illegal zoo thing, so they took that lead. And other people had already called in on the incident in the post office so I added my witness account.
There's a world of difference between a domesticated cat and a pack of wild raccoons. At least he takes good care of them. Are you going to go check on him?
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[Karen watches the video and lets out a laugh as he chomps down on the fondant hat.]
That's the most delicious looking hat I've seen.
And I know. I was impressed. She was really letting him have it.
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[ Though he's not. He loves lying. It's a fun hobby. Most of the time it's just his silly little nonsense. ]
Have you like... reported any of this or have you accepted it all as just a thing that happens in the city? Goats and retributionary ass beatings both kind of sit tightrope.
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Yeah, I called one of my friends in the force.
Apparently the goat got loose from some...illegal zoo thing, so they took that lead. And other people had already called in on the incident in the post office so I added my witness account.
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He's violating so many public health and safety ordinances.
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Well, now I'm worried about him, if his goat is out. It might be a Lassy thing. “Go get help, girl!”
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At least he takes good care of them.
Are you going to go check on him?
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But yeah. I don't want the world to get any more normal and cold, when it can be weird and warm.