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@neverdisappointed

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Babe, if you were a disembodied voice you'd still be amongst my most favourite things, even if sex was impossible.

Actually, I think I could work something out for a disembodied voice, but the point still stands!

[neverdisappointed]

Considering that phone sex is a thing, it wouldn't be impossible. Just different.

I'm pretty sure I like you more than I like tacos, so needless to say you're pretty high on my list, too.

[changeyourself]

I was actually thinking I'd turn into like... a resonant crystal or a tuning fork? If you were made out of sound waves. I'd think of something.

[ He's a problem solver. At least she never has to worry about him loving her if she was a worm. ]

Hehehe. You haven't had them the way I make them yet. I'll ask again after that.

[neverdisappointed]

That's weirdly sweet, actually.

[Leave it to her to have turned it into something to do with phone sex when he's actually being sweet about something, whoops.]

You make tacos and haven't made any for me yet? I think this is something we need to rectify immediately.

[changeyourself]

Weirdly is how I do everything.

[ In fairness, he's also thinking of it as bizarre abstract sex. ]

Sure! You free for dinner tonight?

[neverdisappointed]

So I've noticed.

I definitely can be, if tacos are involved.

[changeyourself]

Ooh, is tacos all it takes? I'll have to save the top shelf meals for when you're mad with me.

Just kidding tacos are on the top shelf.

[neverdisappointed]

Don't let this go to your head, but maybe I like seeing you even when you don't feed me.

Though tacos will always help make seeing you that much better.

[changeyourself]

Maybe you do, but for a catch like you I’ve gotta give 110%

Plus I think your big sexy brain needs fuel.

[neverdisappointed]

That's a mathematical impossibility. But I appreciate the effort.

Is that your way of saying you're going to make fish tacos, since fish is brain food?