[ Good thing this is text, or is it? Because Airi just snorted softly. ]
The Captain is going to enjoy you.
[ It goes without saying that he should not drop the paperwork in the sewer. They'll be fishing it out of there and forced to plank as punishment before they're allowed to bathe.
Maybe she should put it in the closet. No one goes in there. ]
[ The next message he gets is directions to the location of a medium, out-of-the-way bar. Just because she can't legally drink in a public establishment for another year doesn't mean she can't enjoy the terrible, guilty pleasure that is four cheese fries dressed like a potato with bacon, sour cream, and chives. ]
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[ As long as she isn't the one doing the paperwork, it's the same to Airi. She's always preferred the field to the office. ]
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I'll take the paperwork and drop it in a sewer. Everyone wins.
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The Captain is going to enjoy you.
[ It goes without saying that he should not drop the paperwork in the sewer. They'll be fishing it out of there and forced to plank as punishment before they're allowed to bathe.
Maybe she should put it in the closet. No one goes in there. ]
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But I guess some poor rat could be traumatised by seeing it, so I'll come get you now.
[ He's not quite gotten the balance of pain in the ass to useful yet, but he'll get there. ]
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[ The next message he gets is directions to the location of a medium, out-of-the-way bar. Just because she can't legally drink in a public establishment for another year doesn't mean she can't enjoy the terrible, guilty pleasure that is four cheese fries dressed like a potato with bacon, sour cream, and chives. ]